John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Carmelo Anthony Makes it Rain Indoors
New York Knicks small forward Camelo Anthony made it rain indoors at the All-Star game the other night. He made it rain three-pointers, that is.
Jimmy Fallon and Will Smith Show Us the Evolution of Hip Hop Dancing
One of Jimmy Fallon's first big moments on The Tonight Show was a performance called "Evolution of Hip-Hop Dancing," with the Fresh Prince himself, Will Smith.
You Won’t Guess What’s Freaking All of These People Out
When we see something frightening headed towards us, one of the most obvious involuntary actions is to pull a stupid face. But why are all of these people so scared?
So Apparently Dumb Starbucks is a Thing
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we don't know what to make of this new coffee shop called Dumb Starbucks.
These Home Improvements are Awesome and Will Make You Broke
You might think you've got cool stuff in your house, but these home improvements will have you thinking otherwise -- and wishing that you were filthy rich.
You’ll Never Guess What Happened to Johnny Quinn Again
Just days after he got stuck in a bathroom and had to hulk his way out, US bobsledder Johnny Quinn has suffered another unfortunate turn of events at Sochi 2014.
Walter White’s Facebook Look Back will Make Your Day
These Facebook "Look Back" videos are treating everyone to pangs of nostalgia, but we'd venture to say that you won't find one as entertaining as Walter White's from Breaking Bad.
Do You Know What Happens When You Add Beer to a Hot Frying Pan?
If you've ever wondered what happens to beer if you pour it into a hot frying pan, this video will give you an answer. But that answer might be a strange one.
These Winter Sports Fails Get Us Ready for the Olympics
What better way for us to get psyched for the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics than with a video highlighting 10 winter sports fails?
What Happened During the Super Bowl MVP’s Speech Surprised Us
Malcolm Smith of the Seattle Seahawks was named the Most Valuable Player of the Super Bowl. He was set to give a post-game speech, but then this happened.